BOMB SQUAD PET SITTERS

OPERATION: PET SECURITY

WHEN YOUR PET NEEDS TACTICAL CARE

Former EOD specialists bringing bomb disposal precision to pet sitting. We approach every belly rub and treat delivery with military-grade care.

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OUR MISSION PARAMETERS

EOD PRECISION MEETS PET CARE

Our operatives are former Explosive Ordnance Disposal technicians who've traded bomb suits for pet treats. We bring the same level of focus, calm under pressure, and attention to detail to your pet's care.

When we say we're watching your pet, we mean REAL surveillance. No detail is too small for our trained eyes.

Steady Hands

Trained to handle the most delicate situations

Calm Demeanor

Unflappable in the face of pet chaos

Meticulous Logs

Detailed reports of every movement

Safety First

Risk assessment for every situation

62:00
MINUTES OBSERVING
Bomb disposal expert inspecting device

SITREP: "Cat has been staring at dust bunny for 62 minutes. We have not engaged. Observing from safe distance. Situation stable."

TACTICAL SERVICES

Our specialized pet care operations designed for maximum safety and tail-wagging satisfaction

IN-PLACE SURVEILLANCE

Our operatives maintain a secure perimeter around your home while providing companionship to your pet.

  • 24/7 threat assessment
  • Secure treat delivery protocols
  • Strategic playtime engagement
From $89/operation
MOST DEPLOYED

PRECISION WALKING OPS

Route reconnaissance and leash handling with EOD-level precision and control.

  • GPS-tracked route mapping
  • Squirrel threat assessment
  • Post-walk paw decontamination
From $29/operation

ANXIETY MITIGATION

Specialized care for pets with separation anxiety using bomb squad calm techniques.

  • Thunderstorm/firework desensitization
  • Secure crate extraction protocols
  • Calming presence deployment
From $129/operation

MEET THE SQUAD

Our elite team of former EOD technicians turned pet care specialists

Bomb disposal gear
Lead Technician

Sgt. Max "K-9" Harrison

12 years EOD, 6 years pet ops

Specializes in high-energy dog engagement and complex treat delivery systems. Known for his ability to defuse even the most anxious Chihuahuas.

Canine Ops Anxiety Defusal
Technician with dog
Feline Specialist

Cpt. Sarah "Whiskers" Chen

8 years EOD, 4 years pet ops

Expert in feline behavioral analysis and stealth treat deployment. Holds the record for longest cat observation without detection (4 hours).

Feline Recon Stealth Ops

FIELD INTEL REPORTS

Real mission updates from our operatives in the field

Operation: Midnight Prowler

Subject: Luna (Domestic Shorthair)

"0200 hours: Subject has been circling the same spot on the couch for 47 minutes. Suspected hairball situation developing. Have positioned vomit containment kit at 3-meter perimeter. Maintaining observation."

- Sgt. Harrison

Operation: Mailman Watch

Subject: Rocky (Boxer Mix)

"1100 hours: Subject detected mail carrier approaching perimeter. Initiated standard alert protocol (barking). Threat neutralized when carrier retreated. Administered victory treat. Subject now monitoring front window for secondary threats."

- Cpt. Chen

Operation: Avian Recon

Subject: Charlie (African Grey Parrot)

"1500 hours: Subject has been mimicking smoke alarm for 18 minutes. Verified no actual fire. Attempted distraction with walnut bribe. Subject now imitating microwave beep. Threat level: annoying but contained."

- Lt. Rodriguez

Operation: Aqua Surveillance

Subject: Bubbles (Beta Fish)

"0900 hours: Subject has been hovering near surface for 45 minutes. Water parameters within acceptable range. Suspect food anticipation behavior. Administered 3 pellets at 0915. Subject now patrolling territory. Situation normal."

- Spec. Davis

REQUEST
PET EXTRACTION

Our command center is standing by to deploy a specialist to your location.

COMMAND CENTER
1-800-PET-EOD
ENCRYPTED MESSAGE
ops@bombsquadpets.com
HQ COORDINATES
Secure Location, USA

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